Description
They said it couldn’t be done – it was. They said it shouldn’t be done. We did it anyway. It was the great space race that first put our primate pals in orbit. Now it’s a skyrocketing cross of Falcon 9 x Grease Monkey to push the rest of you apes past the stratosphere. Godspeed, astro-chimp.
Yet another can’t-miss cultivar from the Baboon Botanist aka Bone Crusher. Lovingly grown in living soil, meticulously trimmed and cured – this stuff is an absolute delight to blaze up. Buds are nicely caked, weighty and thick, with just the right amount of stickiness on the breakdown.
Goddamn! This is one fine-smelling ape. Huge whiffs of creamy, chemy goodness, most worthy of a little chest-thumping. Cookies and Gorilla Glue lineage are so prominent they’re practically howling in your face. Super smooth with fantastic flavour right down to the dying embers. Burns to fluffy light-grey ash.
Welcome to the starlit void – you’re right on time. Kick back, set the thrusters to chill, and enjoy the ride while drifting along to spacy vibes and a soothing body buzz. Long Lasting and deeply relaxing, this is the go-to when you’re ready to leave it all behind. Quit monkeying about and wrap your opposable thumbs around greatness.
Aroma: Cookies, Chem, Earthy
Effects: Relaxing, Spacy, Body High
Medical: Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Nausea
Skookum Cannabis are a collective of highly experienced farmers. Flower is dried in a temperature and humidity controlled environment. After this, cold curing takes place for a minimum of 14 days. The result is a more pronounced and robust terpene profile and the finest representation of the strain. Respecting the land, air, sea and the first nations of our west coast, we are proud to offer the fruits of our labour, Skookum Cannabis.
David (verified owner) –
Wow, this strain delivers. Pungent and fruity when you open the tin. The nugs are dense and sticky. The sativa/indica characteristics both hit at the same time, with a perfect mix of euphoria and comfort. One of my all time favourites, with amazing medicinal relief. My only complaint is the fact they where sold out before I could order 4 more tins.
Zane (verified owner) –
This strain and strawberry jerry are top notch strains. Absolutely excellent. Perfect example of expertly grown reefer.
Charles (verified owner) –
Nose was a little muted but beautiful green foxtail buds on this one. Nice potent high and great for a good night time strain. Haven’t had a smoke like this one in quite awhile.
Paul (verified owner) –
Beautiful purple and orange flower with hints of citrus when the tin is first cracked. Overall a really functional day time smoke. I don’t find this to be an overpowering stone in any way and burn out is minimal. This stuff would be great for a social outing or for getting a buzz on before a long run. I find the smoke/ taste gets a little acidic as the joint burns down hence the missing star. Great stuff overall.
Nolan (verified owner) –
The anxiety stopped for two weeks and I never felt better I still think about it months later.
Phoenix (verified owner) –
My second purchase of this strain. The purple flavour profile comes through and lasts. Excellent night time med for sleep.
Owen (verified owner) –
Craziest sativa I’ve ever had, can’t wake n bake with it warning.
Isaac (verified owner) –
This strain and strawberry jerry are top notch strains. Absolutely excellent. Perfect example of expertly grown reefer.
Matthew (verified owner) –
Nose was a little muted but beautiful green foxtail buds on this one. Nice potent high and great for a good night time strain. Haven’t had a smoke like this one in quite awhile.
Hayden (verified owner) –
This one is such a beautiful strian. It gets my so giddy. The flavour is phenomenal, and I really really like the high. I tried something called guava last year, which I thought was ace and this is similar but much more fruity. Enjoy.
John (verified owner) –
This strain is the perfect night cap for me, it puts me right to sleep everytime. Please bring back thin mint cookies from the premier line budmail days guys that was my favorite. 9/10
William (verified owner) –
I am a lover of all things Jerry. This love was not started by the infamous strawberry jerry but it was certainly invigorated by it. The jerry can is a great hybrid with most of the characteristics SJ fans will know. The smell is similar, still super fruity but there is something else happening now as well, some very impressive whiffs coming out of this tin. The effects are also very jerry-esque, you will not want to put it away. Maybe a friendlier version for those who aren’t always comfortable in the deep-sativa zone? Definitely put it at the front of your menu for the day.
Aadarsh (verified owner) –
Some nice OG gas here. Nice and potent heavy indica strain that delivers. Was my first time trying this offering from skookum and wasn’t disappointed. Bag appeal is on point.
Patrick (verified owner) –
When I cracked this tin I thought the kool-aid dude just busted through my wall, goddamn fruit juice explosion. OOOHHH YYEEEAHHH! I could actually live inside this tin, that’s how good it smells. Nugs were frosty and sticky when busting up and burned like a beaut. I NEEED MORE!!
Ryder (verified owner) –
I am a lover of all things Jerry. This love was not started by the infamous strawberry jerry but it was certainly invigorated by it. The jerry can is a great hybrid with most of the characteristics SJ fans will know. The smell is similar, still super fruity but there is something else happening now as well, some very impressive whiffs coming out of this tin. The effects are also very jerry-esque, you will not want to put it away. Maybe a friendlier version for those who aren’t always comfortable in the deep-sativa zone? Definitely put it at the front of your menu for the day.